elmo

elmo
1. (elmo) (1019↑, 117↓)
Red Grover. Laughs when tickled unless batteries are dead.
2. (elmo) (526↑, 157↓)
He hunts down [Barney].
3. (Elmo) (441↑, 166↓)
See: [Elmo Music] The highly gifted, and tragically afflicted, red haired person that we all have grown to love.

Elmo is a member of the NRA.

4. (elmo) (284↑, 91↓)
a character from sesame street, he has his own world where he sings and dances and finds things out with his goldfish. many toys of him in toy stores. talks like a girl, and is seemingly very cute and cuddley.

Elmo rocks my socks with his elmoness.

Author: ggggggggggggggggggggggggggraz http://elmo.urbanup.com/1546329
5. (Elmo) (186↑, 21↓)
A badass, smoked out, locced out muppet from the SS, AKA [Sesame Street]. His reputation puts infamous characters like [Suge Knight], [Osama Bin Laden], [Saddam Hussein], [George W. Bush], [Hitler] (Well you get the point) to shame. Has his own segment on [sesame street], it's called "Elmo's world". Just to show some perspective into his evil mind. Doesn't that give you a hint that he wants to own the whole world? (please don't tell him I said that... PLEASE\!) Unless you live there, I just wouldn't even go down Sesame Street at all. If that's your usual route to wherever it is you go, a piece of advice: take a detour. An extra 5 minutes of being lost is worth your life. Some sources say that he is affiliated with the likes of [Big bird] AKA "papa peck", [Baby bear] AKA "Big Biz", [Alvin and the chipmunks], [cookie monster] and [Kermit the Frog]. That would be true. The same source also claims he is connected with [Bert and Ernie] but that's some bull. He doesn't fuck with those two faggots. You'll usually see him around the big plaza of Sesame Street. If he's by himself, don't even talk to him. But if he's with his girlfriend Zoe, he'll be a little more patient with your biz. He is rumored to be Elmo by day (A badass), and grover by night (A superhero). I can neither confirm nor deny that information. One last time so you understand: He is cute, but EXTREMELY dangerous. If you see this individual, please call 1-800-ELMO-DIE. Remember you CAN remain anonymous.

While there isn't enough proof, it is said that elmo stole the lyrics of all your favorite artists and gave them to Alvin and the chipmunks, who then cashed the lyrics and songs as their own and became rising stars on YouTube, practically overnight. Elmo- great businessman, but the truth, do not mess with him.

6. (elmo) (100↑, 31↓)
A red fuzzy creature that loves to touch and be touched by children of all ages

Wow look at elmo...is he touching that kid again

Author: quack cluck cluck http://elmo.urbanup.com/1794586
7. (elmo) (158↑, 101↓)
a fuzzy red adorable monster all kids under 7 want to be when they get older

i love seasame street

8. (elmo) (134↑, 97↓)
(Noun) Slang for an object or person introduced into an environment in order to make that environment more habitable for more stupid children.

Parent: Oh, where's that lovely detailed globe of the world gone, Mrs Klaptrap? Teacher: Too complicated for suburb kids, so we got an elmo in. It only shows where North America and Iraq are, and later we'll add the ballistic missile trajectory to it once they're up to third grade.

9. (elmo) (138↑, 101↓)
The best and most adorable character on Sesame Street, bar none\! Also available in foot-high plushie form.
10. (elmo) (50↑, 26↓)
A tall ginger person that can usually be found wandering the streets of the English town of Workington. He is usually found late at night and answers to the name Lee or Elmo.

I saw Elmo last night walking past the skatepark.

Author: michael terleckji http://elmo.urbanup.com/1548180
11. (Elmo) (46↑, 25↓)
pronunciation: el-mo the best character on sesame street. or he was before he got elmo's world.

lalalala, lalalala, elmo's song. lalalala, lalalala, elmo's song. he wrote the music, he wrote the words. that's elmo's song\!\!\!

12. (elmo) (44↑, 25↓)
1. A little red dude on Sesame Street who now has his own crapshoot *ahem* show, Elmo's World. Voiced by a black guy named Kevin Clash. 2. A slang word used by preps in the remotest of cities in Western Canada meaning french kiss.

1. Sissy, put in my Elmo tape, pwease\! 2. Oh my gosh, last night I elmoed with Joey\!\!\!

13. (elmo) (17↑, 4↓)
A red puppet that had its own show

This puppet was sent to rehab in 1998 and was released in 2003. He is now on the run from the PoPo and he kills everyone he sees. He is mostly roming around Elmo's World, Massachusetts.

Author: I am yourworstnightmare101 http://elmo.urbanup.com/2745331
14. (elmo) (18↑, 8↓)
1.bright red sesame street character - pure evil, v.v.v. psychopathic & knows where u live. keep your eyes peeled: he is very short, skinny, with a small rugby ball head & 2 plastic white balls with black dots for eyes - black mouth always hangs slightly open in a very scary way. 2.harmless cute cuddly thng wit freaky movin blanky.

aaaaaaaahh\!\!\! you killed me elmo\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! or awwww, look, it's elmo\!\!\!

Author: SheWithTheFatCat http://elmo.urbanup.com/2219762
15. (elmo) (38↑, 28↓)
A high pitched freak of nature that has no moral, educational, or really any value whatsoever. In fact, it's been studied that television causes some autism, so elmo is really just making your children retarded.

Nananana, nananana, Elmo's world\!

16. (elmo) (16↑, 9↓)
A red furry puppet thing that has a pet goldfish. This "puppet" is known to have a gun in his diaper stash. WARNING\! DO NOT MAKE ELMO A MAD PUPPET\!\!\! He will kill you in your sleep or show up in a mirror whenever you look in one. DONT LOOK IN A MIRROR THAT HAS A MIRROR ACROSS FROM IT or then Elmo comes to be more powerful because he is now a polturguist\! EXAMPLE:

Cally: "Wanna summon Elmo in the mirror?" Haley: "How do you do that?" Cally: "Yell, 'ELMO YOU ARE A GAY PUPPET' into the mirror and wait." Haley: "Ok... ELMO YOU ARE A GAY PUPPET\!" *Elmo appears in the mirror and shoots them*

Author: Misseshappydinkles http://elmo.urbanup.com/2726305
17. (elmo) (7↑, 1↓)
Teenager or adult with a perky attitude. Often speaks in a high pitched babyish voice. Often refers to him/herself in the third person. Colors everything in the lines with crayons, never uses black for clothing, nails, hair or decor. Obsessions: 1. Safety. Never touches razor blades, a steak knife or firearms. Buckles up. Always looks both ways, bus and bicycle safety expert. 2. Happiness. Answers promptly when spoken to. Generally gives a cheery response. May treat pets, plants, inanimate objects or strangers as special friends. 3. His/Her Own World. Unconcerned with the rainforest, Darfur, Dalai Lama, mental anguish, disappearing icecaps or the financial crisis. Offers gently teasing words to friends in difficulty (such as Mr. Noodle). Note: someone familiar with the original sesame street lineup may call this person "spawn of satan".

He is so elmo when he sings to his goldfish. Spoken by an elmo: "**mo is curious to see which of **mo's friends will be on American Idol tonight\! We're all winners\!" We lost our life savings when [insert big bank name here] imploded, and you're all elmo about it. How can you listen to that elmo music? There's no screaming at all and I can make out the words. Don't be elmo, we're playing Russian roulette instead of Candyland for a change.

Author: ratherbedigging http://elmo.urbanup.com/3983360
18. (Elmo) (21↑, 18↓)
if big bird and elmo had babies the would be ugly and who would thing of think of that

well i guss i would :(

19. (Elmo) (6↑, 4↓)
Awesome red monster, cooler than barney. Don't be mistaken, unlike Barney the Purple Dinosaur, Elmo can be enjoyed by anybody of any age because he's cool. Although he always says he loves his fucking crayons and fish which makes me wonder what he's on.

Everybody loves Elmo, Barney must die

Author: Cullengirl9878 http://elmo.urbanup.com/4072022
20. (elmo) (6↑, 4↓)
The New Definition of sayin someone is a biter ; Someone who bites or steals peoples dance moves

"Bitch thats a-mo's move... You an Elmo\!\!"

Author: James Ericson http://elmo.urbanup.com/2762935
21. (elmo) (18↑, 16↓)
the koolest killing red guy on s.str. a pimp who will shoot u'r ass for comin on his block. and has more hoes than all the rappers on earth.

\{skweeky voice\} elmo's a pimp biotch\!\!\!\! and elmo know were u live\!\!\!

22. (Elmo) (1↑, 0↓)
The God of Toddlers.

All the kids in kindergarten worship their god, Elmo, the God of toddlers.

Author: Anthony W. Yochmann http://elmo.urbanup.com/5285997
23. (Elmo) (3↑, 2↓)
A giant, hairy tomato

Elmo is a giant, hairy tomato.

Author: Xtremehairball http://elmo.urbanup.com/4264487
24. (Elmo) (4↑, 3↓)
The route of all evil. Comes off sweet, cuddly, and lovable, but give him the opportunity and he will eat your babies and molest you in your sleep.

kid 1: My sister got real quiet after we got my baby brother that elmo doll... kid 2: Dude... where IS your baby brother?

25. (Elmo) (7↑, 6↓)
A puppet on Sesame Street who spends all his time eating shit sandwiches.

First, Elmo watches the sandwich being made. Now he is eating the sandwich. And now he is shitting out the sandwich.

Author: rustyshackleford http://elmo.urbanup.com/2735553
26. (Elmo) (0↑, 0↓)
Elmo is a red,furry character from TV.He's really adorable.But he's kind of insane,because he talks to fishes,like Dorothy,the goldfish.So...KIDS BEWARE.

Elmo knows where you live.

Author: TeletubbiesHola http://elmo.urbanup.com/5482460
27. (elmo) (0↑, 0↓)
1. the essence of evil 2.an annoyance or epic noob 3.the most evil thing, EVER\!

1. man this place if full of elmo man. 2. man dude this guy keeps making [roflcopters] he's such an elmo. 3. HOLY SHIT ITS ELMO *dies*

28. (Elmo) (2↑, 2↓)
a) amusing red monster of seseme street with an alarmingly high pitched voice and big yellow nose b) a total legend. Hyperactive brandon loving mad women who I couldn't live without c) a hippie from the late 16th century

a) Wow, It's Elmo, I love this show b) Wow, It's Elmo, I must go jump on her and dance like a crab c) Peace, Elmo

Author: Old Carpet Hair http://elmo.urbanup.com/4327039
29. (elmo) (10↑, 10↓)
elmo, [cool], [awesome], [sweet], [insane]

"dude that was so elmo", "yo that trick was so elmo"

30. (elmo) (2↑, 3↓)
when a man puts his elbow in a woman's vagina till she moans.

Yea he gave me that Elmo last night\!

Author: DoperthanDope http://elmo.urbanup.com/4434243
31. (elmo) (0↑, 1↓)
A evil red monster that will rule the world and kill us all in a massive war. For now he carries a gun to take over vice city.

bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bambam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bambam bam bam bam elmo

Author: ...on my chest http://elmo.urbanup.com/4314058
32. (Elmo) (3↑, 5↓)
the coolest b*tch ever.

Yo, look it's Elmo\!

Author: Nicole Marie 1219 http://elmo.urbanup.com/3270926
33. (Elmo) (4↑, 6↓)
The state of being awesome, amazing, cool, hip, dope, sick, nasty, ill, fresh, tight, fly, raw, bitchin', wicked, pimp, and gangsta all rolled into one super-word.

Kyle: Yo, did you hear that new Rick Ross CD? Evan: Yo man, I heard that shit. It's elmo as fuck\! Kyle: Hellz yea\!

34. (elmo) (17↑, 19↓)
An visualizer/projector A fancy piece of equipment Mr Gennari's life

I call it elmo. It give it personality. He is my friend. I will not play with school equipment. MEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH\! [SEE ELMO]

35. (Elmo) (6↑, 9↓)
Dudes and chicks that hang out together, either in couples or groups, usually to go shopping or have dinner parties, wihout ever actually shagging. Something you need to avoid becoming when slow-playing a bitch. derived from the 1985 Joel Schumacher film St Elmo's Fire

"Jesus Si, haven't you nailed that bitch yet?" "No man. She's got me down as some kind of fucking Elmo"

36. (elmo) (10↑, 13↓)
A slang word used to describe high-quality marijuana that has tiny red hairs growing on it.

Man, that elmo we had last night had me wasted.

37. (elmo) (6↑, 9↓)
1.synonym for cool 2. synonym for speaking in third person

thats elmo talk\! at least bob (im bob) thinks so\!

38. (ELMO) (1↑, 5↓)
a person who appears to be EMO but does not cut their wrists and is not suicidal.

person 1: You people are so EMO. person 2: No, we're ELMO\!\!\!

Author: Sydney O. L. G. http://elmo.urbanup.com/3674772
39. (Elmo) (10↑, 14↓)
ELMO - THE PENIS. An actual human penis and testicles, named ELMO, which were donated to the world's only Penis Museum, located in Iceland. Has RED pubic hair attached.

Elmo The Penis was donated by an American man who was over-endowed and had enough to share. Elmo and his balls belong to the museum. Even has RED HAIR\! As found at: www.phallus.is

40. (elmo) (3↑, 8↓)
In No Limit Texas Hold'em, to get Elmo'd is to get all of your chips in with KK and get called by someone who has AA and lose the hand.

I was all-in with KK, but got Elmo'd by seat 4.

41. (elmo) (0↑, 6↓)
elmo the word of lust not a hilbily hahaah word meaning beach babe, water baby loves sport and friends

elmo is a surf life saving bidi hater hahaah

42. (Elmo) (10↑, 16↓)
A perv and a sex affender... and a fag... and a carnivor.

Elmo rapes and eats children in their sleep.

43. (elmo) (6↑, 12↓)
when someone or something acts in a extremely [gay] manner

i didn't give sheila a cookie so she got all elmo on me.

Author: skank_mama_nasty http://elmo.urbanup.com/1562472
44. (Elmo) (3↑, 10↓)
Ok so if yous are fucking this chick and you want oral but her mouth is to small for my huge penis (or yours) you cut her mouth wider with a pen knife tie her to the wall then stitch it shut around your oenis and when she dies rip the stitches apart and poo alover her, crucify her to the wall and leave.

Man I elmo'ed that girl last night\!

45. (Elmo) (7↑, 16↓)
adjective- When someone or something is completely gay. [Gay is used as a synonym for something that you think is stupid.]

My parents didnt let me use the car because of some [elmo] reason.

46. (elmo) (8↑, 17↓)
an extension of the guys body part\! aka penis...usually red and furry like elmo off of sesame st.

Ra-saun do not have a ELMO because it isn't RED and we DON"T KNOW IF IT IS FURRY.... lupe enjoyed someones ELMO

47. (Elmo) (10↑, 20↓)
The sweetest love of my life MMWA

Elmo is the bestestestestestest

48. (Elmo) (5↑, 17↓)
Elmo is a guy tht looks so cute and so good and tht knows how to treat girls kindly

Alexander Helm from DSTY(deutsche schule tokyo yokohama it's a german school in tokyo yokohama) is an ELMO\!\!\!

Author: L L Cute H 4 eva http://elmo.urbanup.com/1015151
49. (Elmo) (9↑, 22↓)
to be awesome during sex

"Last time I had her, she was Elmo"

50. (Elmo) (10↑, 25↓)
The act of defecation upon a plant, more commonly a houseplant.

Dammit\! The cat just took an elmo\!

51. (Elmo) (2↑, 18↓)
Pubic Hair; A large amount of pubic hair.

a. That's a mighty fine elmo you got there. b. I want to color\\colour my elmo green.

52. (elmo) (5↑, 25↓)
Amber harvey

STOP BEING ELMO *crack*

53. (Elmo) (14↑, 36↓)
a stupid red muppet on Sesame Street who ruined Sesame Street.

When I was a kid I was lucky that Elmo wasn't on Sesame Street.

54. (Elmo) (14↑, 37↓)
the retarded monster who ruined Sesame Street; before then, the show taught kids, now it just babysits.

Elmo is the Scrappy Doo of Sesame Street.

55. (elmo) (6↑, 32↓)
A terrible creature we all hate, can be found on PBS kids. For little 1-4 year olds they think he is actually real.

4+)Elmo is fucking gay. 1-3) Lets watch elmo chris.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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